FWJ Creative Project: Caption This
August 25, 2008 by Deb
Filed under Freelance Writing
by Deborah Ng
As creative types we all see things differently. Something that makes one of us laugh might not be humorous to someone else.
How many different ways can we all look at the same image?
Today’s community project is to caption this:
Caption This
Image via Newscom
Umm, you’re coming back to help me off this table, right Manolo?
“If God looked this good, how could he say out of the mirror?”
“Who cares about starving children when you have Couture”
“I’m ready to fall in love with you”
“Self-interest is the only interest”
Anna Wintour, circa 1888.
“How much do I resemble Katie”?…..go on tell me?…me wrapped in my christmas cellophane candy wrapper.”…..Maybe Tommy will notice me!
You too can pretend to be a fashion model right in your own home!
The Sartorialist
In the kitchen… Dinner Party Chic, Paris
Photographer:”Can you stand up straight dahling? Okay, maybe after you’ve had a carrot stick”
Katie Holmes ditches Scientology after image of Virgin Mary appears on her dress
If Posh can have ridiculous poses in ridiculous outfits, so can I!
” I’m different than you all, and proud of it.”
@ Mocha: LOL! Yes, I did give up a successful career as a stick figure to work over here at FWJ! (and thank you!)
“They told me to walk with the grain.”
This furniture doesn’t match my dress — it makes me wanna cry. I look like a Green Bay Packer on a stick.
Anorexia is the new black.
“ah, Hello? I said I didn’t touch the Truffles – just a handful of carrot sticks!”
Anorexia is a poor excuse for bad taste.
Perhaps when they informed this young lady that there would be food in the background she was expecting a salad?
This stay-at-home mother of one says she keeps fit by chasing after after her toddler in their 45,000 square foot home. When asked if she ever considered hiring help, she replied,”oh, no, I really believe in being a hands-on mom”.
The wife of the Green Lantern finds the perfect furniture set to compliment her, “I want a divorce” speech.
Isaac Mizrahi unveils the first of his new garments inspired by Magic Eye posters.
Mother: Where’s the table cover?
Me: I’m wearing it!
“God, Pedro! This is Crate and Barrel! Not a freakin circus! Now go restock the aluminum tea-light holders…”
Do I look Pretty? Va! Do I look beautiful, Va?
Don’t look at me…look at the picture behind me. Can you figure out anything?…yes…it’s unfigurable……
It appears that Ms Jolly Green Giant just creamed some corn on dinning room table table. Her secret lover Brawny is on his way over to absorb the situation before Jolly comes in from the fields..
My feet are asleep …
Commercial tag line-
Sprite soda.
Lemon-lime has never looked so fashionable.
Preparation H my ass, they still hurt like hell!
I told you not to stick your hand to the wet paint. Dumbass!