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September 1st, 2008 at 10:26 am
Caption for picture:
What a great rack!
September 1st, 2008 at 10:42 am
HAND…BURNING..MUST..KEEP..SMILING..
or
Moments before photo, the model is overheard talking to her agent: “Hand insurance? That’s the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard!”
September 1st, 2008 at 10:44 am
Gnam gnam…im-AG-inary brownies!
September 1st, 2008 at 10:48 am
“Food? You mean you have to put food in there? And then what do you do?”
September 1st, 2008 at 11:02 am
“I keep it looking like new by never actually using it”.
September 1st, 2008 at 11:05 am
“I hear this part gets really hot.”
September 1st, 2008 at 11:08 am
Open, turn and smile.
Open, turn and smile.
Okay, I can do this.
September 1st, 2008 at 11:21 am
“The oven mitt was awfully bulky– and it clashed with my dress!”
September 1st, 2008 at 11:21 am
I’ll just pretend I know what this is and smile anyway!
September 1st, 2008 at 11:32 am
Oh, look. It opens!
September 1st, 2008 at 11:40 am
What do you mean “it’s an oven”? My new home tanner has given me this perfect orange glow!
September 1st, 2008 at 11:46 am
I made this pie just for you!
September 1st, 2008 at 11:56 am
As you can see Regis, I’ve never actually used this oven, its just a prop so the kids think I really do eat, which you can see, I don’t.
September 1st, 2008 at 11:57 am
“Somebody quick help me. My maid has the day off and I don’t know how to close this, this…what do you call it anyway?”
September 1st, 2008 at 11:58 am
Just a disclaimer to say that I actually think Kelly Rippa is down to earth and most likely does know how to close an oven. I’m just playing along with the game.
September 1st, 2008 at 12:13 pm
“Okay kids, you want to know what I’ll do if you don’t shut up…?”
September 1st, 2008 at 1:09 pm
“Last minute report, woman understands temperature and gravity at the same time. A joke about hell makes sense in her head for the first time.”
September 1st, 2008 at 1:56 pm
And what a nice rack!
September 1st, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Man, I hate doing this crap. Oh well, fifty grand is fifty grand.
September 1st, 2008 at 2:38 pm
–I can haz cheezboorger?
–No, I eated them all, hun!
September 1st, 2008 at 2:40 pm
“It’s not really a TV, silly. See? It opens!”
September 1st, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Oops. I just noticed the first caption commented on the rack. I thought it was weird that nobody else made that comment. LOL! It seemed so obvious.
September 1st, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Hansel and Gretel’s wicked witch’s stove has been updated!
September 1st, 2008 at 3:00 pm
The perfect getaway for any Stepford wife.
September 1st, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Look at these beautiful homemade tarts I baked just after my morning talk show and just before shooting three commercials and taking the kids to soccer practice … and landing a new sitcom and taking time out for Mark and…
September 1st, 2008 at 3:51 pm
tanning my skin and whitening my teeth and bleaching my hair and buying a new pair of high heels for cooking…
September 1st, 2008 at 3:56 pm
“Look at the biceps you can get from opening and closing this thing–especially when you have a personal trainer and don’t eat!”
September 1st, 2008 at 3:57 pm
“Wow, look at that big pile of money!”
September 1st, 2008 at 4:03 pm
“Ever since we got this, my husband insists on baking brownies for me everyday and uh and uh, what were we talking about?”
September 1st, 2008 at 4:04 pm
June Cleaver is my idol! But even June got to wear an apron!
I’m just like everyone else! Really…….
September 1st, 2008 at 4:26 pm
caption..”….I’ll grab your slippers just as soon as I finish the meal for the annual Stepford Pot Luck dinner…..”
September 1st, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Ok….so it was take out!
September 1st, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Behold: the invisible turkey I made for Thanksgiving!
September 1st, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Honey, I found him!
September 1st, 2008 at 6:46 pm
Oh Hansel….
Kidding! You guys got all the good ones ;).
September 1st, 2008 at 7:00 pm
Maybe next time I’l do a commercial for something I actually use.
September 1st, 2008 at 8:12 pm
Look Honey, Something I don’t know how to use!
September 1st, 2008 at 9:13 pm
Okay, I found the safe, but there’s still no money in it!
September 1st, 2008 at 9:30 pm
Look, honey! I baked a healthy portion of shut the f_ck up just for you.
September 1st, 2008 at 9:56 pm
“It’s hot and functional, just like me!”
September 1st, 2008 at 10:28 pm
Isn’t it pretty? All shiny and new. I’d love to see someone use this because I haven’t a clue.
September 1st, 2008 at 10:57 pm
‘Regis? No, I haven’t seen him anywhere.. Oh, look! Dinner’s ready!’
September 1st, 2008 at 11:07 pm
In a bubble attached to Kelly’s head, “Basing my career off smiling 24/7 seemed like such a good idea at the time…”
September 1st, 2008 at 11:09 pm
I takes about one tenth of a second for the signal to travel from the burning fingers to the brain. In that time the new “Fasuto” brand camera can shoot 120 movie frames. Her smile won’t begin to fade for another 60 frames.
September 1st, 2008 at 11:14 pm
Yeah, yeah, take the picture, but seriously, why is my hair black in my reflection off this thing?
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:50 am
“Look honey, the oven lights up just like the fridge!”
September 2nd, 2008 at 9:26 am
OK, kids — the joke’s over. Where did you hide the pizza?
September 2nd, 2008 at 9:40 am
Oh Look It’s my new Easy-Bake Oven!!!
September 2nd, 2008 at 9:54 am
“Hey, quick — hand me that package of store-bought cookies before the guests get here in 10 minutes. And should I warm them at 200 or 250?”
September 2nd, 2008 at 10:11 am
Hurry! Get the chicken out of the bucket and put it on the rack.
September 2nd, 2008 at 10:59 am
My perkiness has finally started to annoy me too, so I am just going to stick my head in here for a while.
September 2nd, 2008 at 11:02 am
Please select an oven temperature between 1 and 152 . . .
September 2nd, 2008 at 2:59 pm
“Does this oven make me look fat?”
September 2nd, 2008 at 3:12 pm
“And for those of you that can’t be me, we present this tutorial on how to use a stove.”
September 2nd, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Martha Steward’s cellmate (check the jailbird tattoo above her ankle) decides to pursue capitalism a la Vanna White.
September 2nd, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Oven! Of course I know this is an oven! I was just joking when I called it “coffin.” (under her breath) With all of these metal grates, I wonder how it washes the clothes.
September 2nd, 2008 at 7:47 pm
“And it dries my nails too!”
September 2nd, 2008 at 9:41 pm
“Why can’t Regis do this crap for a change?”
September 2nd, 2008 at 9:42 pm
“Hmmm, would my kid fit?”
September 3rd, 2008 at 2:06 am
It`s so shiny! Shiny things are good. I like shiny things.
September 3rd, 2008 at 11:12 am
“Honey, look what those sweet elves did for me last night, again! Maybe you should stop on the way home and get them some new shoes…and oven cleaner.”
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:38 pm
It’s perfect for storage!
September 3rd, 2008 at 7:25 pm
COOKING AT HOME MADE EASY AND FUN!
September 7th, 2008 at 11:48 am
“Once the Shrinky Dink ankle tattoos have cooked, let cool. Oh look, the tramp stamps are done!”