Dressed as a pirate and sporting a soul patch, Tom Cruise unveils Scientology’s newest way to attract recruits. If you look closely, you can see Katie Holmes in the streetcar.
Immediately following the untimely death of Mick Jagger, the Rolling Stones were forced to hire Billy Ray Cyrus as frontman. Here they are on a promo tour of their new CD, featuring the newly released single, “Achy Breaky Nervous Breakdown.”
{Guy sitting down is thinking – “you know, if I kick that pirate freak in the rear end hard enough, I may be able to take out all three of these losers”}
Captain Vegas Black Slacks for new Axe Body Spray Fragrance — Slick Scientology. Men will be jumping off trains to get a whiff of your Dianetics.
A Streetcar Named Desire-netics. (Starring Tom Cruise)
OMG- Xenu is a pirate!
All aboard the crazy train.
Scientology: It’s Not Just For Celebrities Anymore
Dressed as a pirate and sporting a soul patch, Tom Cruise unveils Scientology’s newest way to attract recruits. If you look closely, you can see Katie Holmes in the streetcar.
“I Knew I Should Have Hired Billy Maze To Help Me Sell My Book”
Immediately following the untimely death of Mick Jagger, the Rolling Stones were forced to hire Billy Ray Cyrus as frontman. Here they are on a promo tour of their new CD, featuring the newly released single, “Achy Breaky Nervous Breakdown.”
Worst Photoshop job. Ever.
Pirates of the Caribbean: San Franciscos Treat
“Another side effect of drinking Captain Morgan rum: craving to read L. Ron Hubbard’s works.”
Mira, mira, animal magnetism for dummies!
Pirates steals Scientology leaders manual, succeeds after gay assassin gets distracted staring at his tight butt.
“Give spice to your life with more than Old Spice… read this.”
@ Ann: Oh My Gosh – I almost spit my lemonade onto my monitor. I don’t think I can beat that one. (That was a good one!)
Run Johnny Depp! Run! Tom Cruise is coming!
Get to the right level in Dianetics and YOU TOO can sport this fabulous rat goatee. 15% off course enrollment until Friday at noon ONLY!!
Want to hook a Victoria Secret model? FREE Don Juan lessons to the first man to bow in my presence.
{Guy sitting down is thinking – “you know, if I kick that pirate freak in the rear end hard enough, I may be able to take out all three of these losers”}
HELL NO!!! I DON’T WANT THE BOOK…IT’S THE HAT I’M AFTER!!!
One Past Life That L. Ron Hubbard Would Like to Forget
Kristen’s is the best by far. I guess good things come to those who wait. lol
My friend Bob takes guerilla promoting of his new self-published book a bit too seriously.