FWJ Community Project: Caption This
September 1, 2008 by Deb
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My perkiness has finally started to annoy me too, so I am just going to stick my head in here for a while.
Please select an oven temperature between 1 and 152 . . .
“Does this oven make me look fat?”
“And for those of you that can’t be me, we present this tutorial on how to use a stove.”
Martha Steward’s cellmate (check the jailbird tattoo above her ankle) decides to pursue capitalism a la Vanna White.
Oven! Of course I know this is an oven! I was just joking when I called it “coffin.” (under her breath) With all of these metal grates, I wonder how it washes the clothes.
“And it dries my nails too!”
“Why can’t Regis do this crap for a change?”
“Hmmm, would my kid fit?”
It`s so shiny! Shiny things are good. I like shiny things.
“Honey, look what those sweet elves did for me last night, again! Maybe you should stop on the way home and get them some new shoes…and oven cleaner.”
It’s perfect for storage!
COOKING AT HOME MADE EASY AND FUN!
“Once the Shrinky Dink ankle tattoos have cooked, let cool. Oh look, the tramp stamps are done!”