Comments on: FWJ Community Project: Caption This

By: Brian R.

Brian R. — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 15:48:15 +0000

“Once the Shrinky Dink ankle tattoos have cooked, let cool. Oh look, the tramp stamps are done!”

By: SherryAnn

SherryAnn — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 23:25:09 +0000

COOKING AT HOME MADE EASY AND FUN!

By: Kate N.

Kate N. — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 20:38:54 +0000

It’s perfect for storage!

By: Paula

Paula — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:12:46 +0000

“Honey, look what those sweet elves did for me last night, again! Maybe you should stop on the way home and get them some new shoes…and oven cleaner.”

By: Genesis

Genesis — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 06:06:03 +0000

It`s so shiny! Shiny things are good. I like shiny things.

By: Kim

Kim — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 01:42:14 +0000

“Hmmm, would my kid fit?”

By: Kim

Kim — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 01:41:17 +0000

“Why can’t Regis do this crap for a change?”

By: joy

joy — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 23:47:54 +0000

“And it dries my nails too!”

By: Farrah

Farrah — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 22:12:29 +0000

Oven! Of course I know this is an oven! I was just joking when I called it “coffin.” (under her breath) With all of these metal grates, I wonder how it washes the clothes.

By: Roman

Roman — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 21:04:24 +0000

Martha Steward’s cellmate (check the jailbird tattoo above her ankle) decides to pursue capitalism a la Vanna White.

By: James

James — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 19:12:55 +0000

“And for those of you that can’t be me, we present this tutorial on how to use a stove.”

By: Mary

Mary — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 18:59:59 +0000

“Does this oven make me look fat?”

By: Joan

Joan — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 15:02:18 +0000

Please select an oven temperature between 1 and 152 . . .

By: Gretchen

Gretchen — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:59:31 +0000

My perkiness has finally started to annoy me too, so I am just going to stick my head in here for a while.

By: chas

chas — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:11:56 +0000

Hurry! Get the chicken out of the bucket and put it on the rack.

By: Mary

Mary — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:54:46 +0000

“Hey, quick — hand me that package of store-bought cookies before the guests get here in 10 minutes. And should I warm them at 200 or 250?”

By: Kathy

Kathy — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:40:27 +0000

Oh Look It’s my new Easy-Bake Oven!!!

By: madreader

madreader — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:26:24 +0000

OK, kids — the joke’s over. Where did you hide the pizza?

By: WordVixen

WordVixen — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 04:50:21 +0000

“Look honey, the oven lights up just like the fridge!”

By: Mark Charke

Mark Charke — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 03:14:35 +0000

Yeah, yeah, take the picture, but seriously, why is my hair black in my reflection off this thing?

By: Mark Charke

Mark Charke — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 03:09:33 +0000

I takes about one tenth of a second for the signal to travel from the burning fingers to the brain. In that time the new “Fasuto” brand camera can shoot 120 movie frames. Her smile won’t begin to fade for another 60 frames.

By: Nacie

Nacie — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 03:07:56 +0000

In a bubble attached to Kelly’s head, “Basing my career off smiling 24/7 seemed like such a good idea at the time…”

By: Maria

Maria — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 02:57:51 +0000

‘Regis? No, I haven’t seen him anywhere.. Oh, look! Dinner’s ready!’

By: Val

Val — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 02:28:08 +0000

Isn’t it pretty? All shiny and new. I’d love to see someone use this because I haven’t a clue.

By: Tim

Tim — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 01:56:26 +0000

“It’s hot and functional, just like me!”