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Adios Friends!
We’ve been affected by the recent financial downfall and the show must leave the air. Unfortunently, due to our animated status, we are unable to qualify for any funds distributed in the government bailout.
- Dora and company
@Rhonda
lol That’s awesome!
SPANISH for RED fox IS zorro ROJO. Can YOU say ZORRO rojo?
Mama Fox: Hey, uh, these aren’t my kits. These are dogs. German shepherd, actually, if I’m not mistaken. Give them to the loud kid- she brought them!
The fox didn’t care that Gizmo was a dead-beat dad. Her human friends would always be there for support.
All. Hey, lenders, foreclose this!
This is the third hour this show has been on. Can you help me find the remote? *blink, blink* Mi Mami is going insane. She needs to get a column in! Where’s the remote? *blink, blink* Seriously, she’s going to lose it, say backpack! Oh God say backpack!
Dora helps fox abandon its children in the Nebraska woods thanks to the Nebraska “safe haven” law. No kids, that would never happen to you. . .
Three children abandoned by their parents in the forests of South America were found living with a mother fox and her kits. The children seem to have lost their their lauguage skills and instead of speaking, they communicate by yelling a bastardized version of both English and Spanish.
oh.. those are foxes? I thought they were monkies.. hmm
As the monkey-pups drool on Jan’s lap, she eyes her sister, the contempt returning to plague her soul.
“Marc- I mean Dora, Dora, Dora.. She always gets the good media-grabbing attention.”
Puedes contar los cachorros? Can you count the puppies? Oye! Niños, pon attencion! Hey, kids, pay attention over here! Stop chewing on your mama`s internet cords.
Hey Mom…can I keep them?
Hi kids,
We’re off for another adventure in the jungle. We’re what you call latch key kids. Our parents have no idea where we are or what we’re doing! We’ve even found some rabbit animals to play with. We’ll be home sometime tonight. You should try it! It’s totally awesome!
Dora, Diego and Co. moments before vicious dingo malling. There were no survivors.
Hi John! Hi Sarah! When we grow up, we’re going to be presidential candidates too!
Look boss, the plane!
It’s not hard to tell which one didn’t wear their deodorant is it?
HOT DOGS, GET YOUR FRESH HOT DOGS! 5 to a bunch, 2 for breakfast and 3 for lunch. BURP!
Uno dingo ate my nino!
A family picture seconds before it all went wrong. Find out more about this horrible animal attack on your local news at 6 PM.
“This is soooo not legal!”