Comments on: FWJ Weekend Creativity Project: Caption This

By: Sonia

Sonia — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 12:25:41 +0000

Read the mans shirt on the right “If you can dream it we can build it”…Instructions who needs those instructions…obviously they do…

By: Roxanne

Roxanne — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 04:28:33 +0000

“what? As if, dude. Of course I don’t have kids THAT big. Nah, it’s for the new movie: ‘Honey, I blew up the toys’. Yeah, there’s that scene where all the huge toys come alive….”

By: Eddie Ewell

Eddie Ewell — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 14:22:19 +0000

Though Jim’s wife said no decorating while she was away, he was still convinced she would love her new ceiling fan.

By: Bec

Bec — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 05:07:39 +0000

“The next time you hear me say to my wife ‘We don’t need to hire a professional…’, slap me!”

By: Kat

Kat — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 16:49:35 +0000

Let’s see here. It can’t be THAT complicated!

By: Phil

Phil — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 07:57:19 +0000

A couple of Joe plumbers examine a plastic replica of Sputnik.

By: Michael Carnell

Michael Carnell — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 02:56:01 +0000

All I heard was “hey y’all, watch this”, and then the cat got sucked up in there!

By: Michael Carnell

Michael Carnell — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 02:54:26 +0000

Instructions so easy a 5th grader can do it, huh? Where is a damned 5th grader when you need one?!

By: Christine Senter

Christine Senter — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 02:43:32 +0000

The big thing for Christmas this year is the new Tinker Toys for that big kid in your home.

By: Stephanie

Stephanie — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 22:31:34 +0000

Give me a break, I don’t need no stinking instructions! This goes in this hole and . . . wait a second, what are we going to do with the extra hand on the pole there?

By: Erik Hare

Erik Hare — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 21:16:41 +0000

“Yup, R. Buckminster Fuller sure had a mean streak when it came to writin’ the damned instructions.”

By: dan frey

dan frey — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 06:28:41 +0000

Mars satellite nicknamed “Cosmic Blowfish” is prepared for sunny afternoon launch. Technical maverick John Simmons (r) double checks to make sure thing are a-go while propulsion expert James Fynn looks on.

By: Kevin Freeman

Kevin Freeman — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 04:46:39 +0000

Well… how DO you spell turbodiscombooberator?

By: J Carter

J Carter — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 03:07:17 +0000

All I can say is that I won’t be letting any of my kids play here any time soon!

By: Bob

Bob — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 01:18:50 +0000

“… and if I figured this out right, Joe, when you make a Texas-sized wish with this 3-way steel wishbone, it’ll break right here.”

By: DAMON

DAMON — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 23:42:37 +0000

“Arresting Paris Hilton with no make up”

By: Whitey

Whitey — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 18:48:55 +0000

EWWWW, these humans hands are cold! And why is that one looking at my butt?

By: Derek

Derek — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 16:58:22 +0000

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA????

By: Julie F

Julie F — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 16:55:53 +0000

“Stop asking me about the directions, Jim. You sound just like my wife right before she died in that unfortunate wooden swingset accident.”

By: PP

PP — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 14:18:47 +0000

The Martian general lamented his decision to wage war on the land of the giants.

By: Eric

Eric — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 13:21:56 +0000

“This is the most epic Erector Set ever!”

By: dh

dh — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 12:54:54 +0000

Once you hit 40 you get the mega tinker toys so that you see the holes easier without glasses.

By: JB

JB — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 07:21:36 +0000

I’m positive these state fair rides don’t need all those bolts to run properly.

By: Brenda

Brenda — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 06:16:39 +0000

Instructions? Who needs instructions?

By: Nos

Nos — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 04:43:40 +0000

Guy 1: “Insert rod support A into slot B”

Guy 2: “That’s what…”

Guy 1: “If you say ‘that’s what she said one more time’, I am gonna pop you”