Craigslist Ad of the Day: An All Caps Alert

I apologize in advance for the harsh treatment your eyes are about to receive:question-mark

TALENTED FREELANCE NEEDED FOR A BIG PROJECT (Midtown East)
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Date: 2009-01-04, 7:32PM EST

THIS IS FOR A NEW SOCIAL SITE

SITE WILL INCLUDE, GOSSIP AND REAL NEWS ON SPORTS,MUSIC,TV,MOVIES

THIS IS A REAL SITE AND WILL OPERATE ON A LEVEL OF TMZ/THISIS50.COM

THIS WEBSITE WILL REQUIRE AGGRESSIVE DEDICATED WRITERS WHO WILL NEED TO TAKE EVERYDAY EVENTS AND WRITE ABOUT THEM IN AN INTERESTING WAY WITH A PIC OR PICS INCLUDED

YOU WILL RECIEVE A REAL CONTRACT TO WORK ON THIS SITE,THIS CONTRACT WILL GURANTEE SITE OWNERS PRIVACY AS WELL AS INSURANCE THAT YOU WILL BE A REAL EMPLOYEE OF THE SITE

PAYMENT IS POSSIBLE

REPLY WITH ALL QUESTIONS AND RESUME

* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: no pay

Here’s what we know for sure:

  • This is a real website
  • You will get a real contract
  • It’s a big project
  • You will be a real employee

And yet payment is only a possibility.

Comments

  1. wordwych says

    Oooh – I will receive a real contract that will GURANTEE the owner’s privacy, as well as INSURANCE that I will be a real employee? And payment is possible? Oh, frabjous joy and rapture! It’s too good to be true.

    I can’t imagine that this awesome opportunity is still available. No doubt the email account has been glutted with eager responses all begging, “Pick me! Pick me!”

  2. Yojuran says

    I used Craigslist extensively to recruit writers for our company’s seasonal and specialty projects in the past.

    Unfortunately, since I was downsized in June (after 20+ years), I have had no luck with Craigslist. I cannot seem to find credible “non-scam” listings since I have been looking for work.

    I believe it must have to do with the current economic times. A lot of wolves at the door.

    That is sad.

  3. Erika says

    Unfortunately, spell checking is neither real here or guaranteed.

    My ears hurt from the shouting I just read.

  4. Erika says

    Sorry, “neither real here NOR guaranteed”.

    Apparently, spell checking isn’t even guaranteed by this poster! LOL!

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