Something the Freelance Writing Jobs community always enjoyed and I haven’t provided for a while are our community creativity projects. We haven’t captioned or created one paragraph stories in some time. Let’s have a little fun today and let our imagination run wild.
What do you think is happening in this image? Give us a caption, a paragraph or a brief story. Make us laugh or think. Let’s go beyond the obvious…
Image courtesy of Newscomm.
When I bought you as baby at the pet shop they told me your mother was a small pussycat but they didn’t tell me your father was a big tiger…
This recession has got to be over soon – this new gig is gonna kill me if I…can’t…keep…this…bad…breathed…hefty…cat…away…from…my…head!
You did it! You did it! Tango mastery in just 12 lessons. You certainly earned your stripes on this challenge!
I’m leading, you did the last dance
Can I? Can I? Huh?? Can I pleeeeeze have my bottle now?
“If I just keep smiling, no-one will know the tiger’s drawing blood under my shirt!’
Yep, he stuck a Chihuahua up his nose again!
That gets my vote, Stephanie! lol
“Alright! Alright! I’ll say it! They’re GRRRRREAT!”
Captain Kirk’s last expedition to the planet tiger proved more difficult than he had anticipated.
Larry knew the cuddly, fluffy, tiny kitten phase wouldn’t last forever, but this was ridiculous.
You are only as strong as your competition!
And her wish was granted. No more cages, no more suffering under infantile supplication. But now she understood. With stifling comes hunger. With hunger comes anger. With suppression comes revenge. Wishing for equality, she found irresistible power.
Following last week’s NFL playoff games, significant changes were made to the Cincinnati Bengals’ defensive line.
Coming up on the New Season of Dancing with the Stars, Jim and Bengal!
Angelie Jolie auditions with a dancing professional on Dancing With The Stars
“Sorry, it’s the other right ear! I got turned around”!
For some reason I thing the most entertaining caption is the automatically-generated Related Post beneath it:
“Any Tax Experts Available?”
They didn’t tell me how exciting becoming a dentist would be.
It is not time for our first dance, Mr Stripe. We need to have the ceremony first, but do not tell my wife. I hope she will be more understanding then my last wife when it is time for bed. Promise me you will not hog the covers this time.
Too Soon for Young Irwin?
The legendary Crocodile Hunter’s third cousin, Jesse Irwin, seems to be riding the coat tales of his late relative a bit too soon after Steve Irwin’s untimely death. The series premiere of “The Crocodile Dancer” received mixed reviews from viewers across the nation. Claiming to be able to mambo with monkeys, salsa with snakes, and even tango with a tigers, this estranged-relation has come out of left field and onto prime time. Pictured above with Sally the tiger, he seemed determined to make this show the next animal plant hit. Will this be an amazing combination of reality TV showtypes, or a just another man in khaki, dancing with exotic pets? Only time will tell.
I have a long way to go my freind….
You are the king of the jungle …..i am merely a being on earth trying to usurp your kingdom and making a mess of it