I get a kick out of the various search terms folks use to find Freelance Writing Jobs. A few months ago, we served up a sampling of some of the more unusual search terms used to bring readers here and we’re back for a second helping. Enjoy some of the interesting words and phrases used to bring people to the FWJ network.
- “My dog is chasing my cat” If your cat has claws, he’ll take care of that in a heartbeat.
- “Bunny slippers”
- “Map of the Caribbean”
- “How does Deb Ng pronounce her last name” It sounds like “ing.”
- “I’m retaining water.” I can’t help you with that.
- “Items” I need a little more to go on…
- “Deb Ng is a man.” Ummm…no.
- “Coffee is hot” Actually I need to stick mine in the microwave…
- “Excuses to tell my client” That is so getting off on the wrong foot.
- “What do bloggers get paid for sitting on panels?” Sadly, nothing.
- “Why fridge stinks?” This is just a stab in the dark but I’m thinking maybe you need to clean it out…
Those are hilarious!!!
But… I need items? You have items?