I Love You, Literally

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My head will literally explode if I hear one more person use the adverb “literally” incorrectly. It will be quite the mess to clean up. Fortunately, though, my brains will blend right in with the other off-white mushy substances (yogurt, oatmeal, aged banana) my toddler regularly spills on the floor. The tiles could probably use a bit of gray mixed in with the beige foods. I’ll simply clean it up with my Supermop, scrubbing up bits of brain as if heads explode everyday. And the way people use that phrase, you’d think they do! Literally means “in actuality.” Correct usage: [Read more…]

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