December 1, 2008 by david 22 Comments
Erik Hare says
December 1, 2008 at 23:32
Help me call a doctor! I’m starting to make even myself sick!
December 2, 2008 at 00:36
In these tough economic times companies have gotten increasingly desperate for product placement opportunities. Verizon, Starbucks and Craisins have all taken to paparazzi shots for their product with D list celebrities.
December 2, 2008 at 00:49
The last attendee who taps her nose when she sees Richard Simmons is the loser.
Erich Miller says
December 2, 2008 at 05:27
“Excuse me, Richard? Mrs. Claus just called – she wants her lingerie back.”
December 2, 2008 at 07:57
I think it might be raisins, but maybe it’s cranberries… Can I phone a friend?
December 2, 2008 at 12:42
“Silly girl! Of course the cellphone has less calories than the craisins!”
December 2, 2008 at 13:06
The dry cleaner called, can you believe it? After fifteen years, they finally found my pants!
December 2, 2008 at 13:45
FINALLLLLY, IT’S OOOOPRAHHH
December 2, 2008 at 14:05
Holy Christmas, Santa Claus! They found out I’m a sham! Gimme those craisins.
Steve in FL says
December 2, 2008 at 14:20
“Hey I found your cell phone! It was stuck in my butt for a week!!! See? She’s getting a whiff over there! Oooh, raisins. Don’t mind if I do!”
December 2, 2008 at 15:13
“I think I peed a little”!
December 2, 2008 at 15:31
For God’s sake Santa, put some clothes on!
Susan Greene says
December 2, 2008 at 17:04
“Does this totally gay, fur-lined Santa top make me look fat?”
December 2, 2008 at 17:07
“I just love chatting on my new Verizon phone while Sweatin’ to the Oldies!”
December 2, 2008 at 21:37
I’m blind and sterile!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 2, 2008 at 22:06
“Oh My Fat-Free Craisins! This new contraption’s ring-tones make me want to Simmonsize!”
December 2, 2008 at 23:56
Oooooouuuucccchhhhhh my hemorrhoids.
December 3, 2008 at 02:30
Oh my God! How far is she going to mine that right nostril? Maybe I don’t want to borrow her phone afterall.
December 3, 2008 at 07:00
“Hey everyone, Shirley’s gonna break the record for how many Craisins she can stuff up her nose! What’s Guinness’s phone number?”
Liz Penney says
December 3, 2008 at 14:02
“You mean this isn’t the Christmas UndercoverWear party?”
“You want a nut with that fruit?”
L Hendel says
December 5, 2008 at 13:31
You did what with those craisins??? Let me get a quick shot of it! Nobody will believ this.
d woods says
December 8, 2008 at 03:04
OMG…are you serious? I have to eat ALL the craisins? IM Mrs. Claus and tell her I’m DONE filling in for her!!!
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