Ooh, “failures in efficiency” sounds just like “failure’s inefficiency.” How cool is that, fellow Word-Nerds?
I used to read a lot of blogs, but I just don’t seem to have the time, energy, or attention span to keep up with any of them lately. In my defense, I am running a business, sustaining a marriage, keeping a house, raising a child, and growing an entire human being in my body, so if anyone is personally offended that I don’t keep up on his or her blog…he or she is totally a selfish loser.
I do find myself with the occasional lull, however, and at those times, I like to take a quick peek at some of the sites that make me laugh. I’d look at educational sites, but frankly, I don’t have the brainpower for it these days. Throw me a highly inappropriate “text from last night” or dangle an “lol cat” in front of me, and you’ve pretty much monopolized my entire attention span.
It turns out that one of blogs I occasionally like to frequent for the chuckle factor (gee, that sounds like something dirty) has a post about that very thing. I definitely recommend you go check out “This Is Why I’ll Never Be an Adult” on Hyperbole and a Half, and the following pictoral excerpt should give you a bit of an idea as to why.
Note to the author/artist, Allie, if she happens to notice this. Please don’t sue me for using your image. I’m trying to send you traffic, and I’m totally giving you credit, and I think you’re so hilarious, and I don’t really have any money anyway.